Period sucks. When PMS and cramps hit you too hard, these period quotes and memes will make you feel better.
Periods are something most women hate. So let’s say you menstruate for seven days, plus the previous week of PMS – you spend one-third of your month suffering. On average, a woman has 450 periods in her entire life. That’s ten years drowning in her own blood. If that’s not terrifying and amazing at the same time, I don’t know what is.
Any woman will agree that period sucks. However, what sucks more is the shame and humiliation women have to suffer because of menstruating.
Back in middle school, girls had to put their pads in their pockets really quickly so the boys wouldn’t find out and laugh at them. Unfortunately, when these girls and boys grow up, how they look at periods remains the same. But since menstruation is something half of the population have to deal with for decades of their lives, shouldn’t we normalize it?
So all the problems you are suffering now, whether it’s PMS, cramps, or period shaming, these funny period quotes and memes will make you feel better.
Painfully funny quotes and memes about periods
Period positivity
You can bleed for a week straight and still be alive. What a badass you are.
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PMS – the evil sister of periods
Have you got your period and think to yourself, “that explains a lot.”
Relatable
Periods are something you hate to have but are scared not to have.
The feeling when period arrives
Would love to see
If men have periods, they would probably brag about who uses bigger tampons.
Periods in commercials vs reality
Let’s make it clear
Menstruation isn’t dirty.
How to uninstall your period
Download and install pregnancy that will work for nine months. Uninstall, and you will have an annoying popup that doesn’t go away for 18 years.
– courtaany
A period quote to fight period shaming
How am I beautiful when I am pregnant but not when I am menstruating. Don’t you know you can’t have one without the other?
– Nikki Tajiri
Enough is enough
To the guys who blame everything on my period, I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?
Breaking news
A funny quote about PMS
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
– Roseanne Barr
Good question
Why does Mother Nature need to make a scene that lasts for seven days to tell me I am not pregnant?
But don’t get her wrong. You are not pregnant when your period comes. But you can still get pregnant on your periods. Sperms can survive up to six days. So there’s a chance. Don’t drop your guards, girls.
A quote that puts the existence of menstruation in doubt
Periods are ridiculous. No one should be punished for not being pregnant.
Every woman is a badass
My superpower: Bleeding for 7 days a month without dying
A period meme to call out all the ladies
The only good thing about menstruation
“I’m on my period” is the excuse for the crimes I committed.
Feel attacked?
Behind every great woman is a great, embarrassing first menstruation story.
– Emily Bergl from Talia
Do you have a painfully embarrassing first period? Leave a comment!
Always level 3
Levels of period
Level 1 – Hate everyone that is talking to me
Level 2 – Hate everyone that is talking
Level 3 – Hate everyone
We need more boyfriends like this
Your irritation is real
Maybe it’s not my period; it’s you.
A period quote to ponder
To the men who call periods gross, what is gross is your attitude that will make your daughter wish she was born a boy.
– Nikita Tajiri
Hate everything
When PMS hits too hard
Does everyone hate me, or is it just PMS?
Is it too late to find out?
Menstruation
Menopause
Mental breakdowns
Notice how all women’s problems begin with men.
The cramps
A quote to send to your period-hating spouse
To guys who underestimate the strength of a woman: everything you can do, I can do bleeding.
Do those people exist?
If I am not born rich, can I at least have 3-day periods?
Not up to you
Me: I am going to eat clean and exercise daily this week.
Period: Lol
The real meaning of PMS
PMS: Prepare to Meet Satan.
The reason why women have periods
“What’s a period? “
“Uterus wants a baby. A person doesn’t have a baby. Uterus wants revenge.”
Lol
Me: “Yay, I am going to the beach.”
My period: “Mind if I join?”
Who wants to be a human anyway?
Reasons to be a mermaid
No sweats
No pants
No periods
Perfect hair
Free clam bra
Something all boyfriends should know
What I need on my period
Hot chocolate
Breakfast, lunch and dinner in bed
Pad/Tampon that cleans itself
Someone that doesn’t call me dramatic
Which of these period quotes and memes resonates with you?
I hope these period quotes make you laugh so hard that you forget about the pain. If you have a favorite one, share in the comments!